Joke Thread III
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flying haggis
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Brilliant!!!
woodhutt
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I don't want to be a Stuart but can someone explain the connection with teeth and Turkey, please? I saw a comedy clip recently of a bloke arriving at an airport and being asked why he didn't resemble his passport photo and where had he travelled from. The camera panned round to show a bloke with prominent teeth (like the shark) who said he came from Turkey. Completely over my head.
Jameshow
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Turkey is cheap for teeth and hair implants so I believe?!
stuart little
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Jameshow
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Built in washing machine!!
llangatwgnedd
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Turkey Teeth
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stuart little
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What's the joke? Blurry photo does not help!
flying haggis
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Literally built in, as in plastered/ concreted in.
flying haggis
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that explains rylan Clark then......
Rylan Clark is a TV/radio presenter/celebrity whose has had his teeth done.
Just saying ......
Cozzer
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...and for Stuart, a TV stands for "television", around since the 1920's.... It's that thing in the corner of the room that you don't watch....
flying haggis
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Cozzer
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Institute of Technology, “and what starting salary are you looking for?”
“Somewhere In the region of £125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer taps his pencil on his teeth.
“Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks annual holiday, fourteen paid bank holidays, full medical and dental insurance, company matching retirement fund to 50% of final salary, and a company car leased every two years? Let's say, a red Porsche?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow!! Are you kidding?!”
The interviewer replies, “Yes... but you started it....”
“Somewhere In the region of £125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer taps his pencil on his teeth.
“Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks annual holiday, fourteen paid bank holidays, full medical and dental insurance, company matching retirement fund to 50% of final salary, and a company car leased every two years? Let's say, a red Porsche?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow!! Are you kidding?!”
The interviewer replies, “Yes... but you started it....”
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