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There is a new birth control pill just for men. It is a large pill and you stick it inside your shoe. It makes you limp :)

Everybody seems to remember cabbie Fred Housego winning TV's Mastermind quiz all those years ago. Apparently all the contestants were...

WHAT! He actually knocked? (OOPS!) 🤣🤣

It's a joke don't forget........

Black Panties Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly...

I did rather well for a fiver, despite my initial blindness. A bit of wire brushing and light grease and good to go. Strangely, the...

or even better the rail replacement helicopter....

Just to bring it back to a woodworkers level. I wish I was a glow worm A glow worms never glum How can you be unhappy When the Sun...

That was a bit of a surprise... Our local pub is advertising three courses of badger for £18. Starter, main and badger sorbet. No...

Agreed not everyone likes them either, current washing powder adverts always say at the end "Keep away from children" I agree with that...

Neither should children.:)

We believe that reinventing moderna appliances is the way to go ...