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    • Stan
      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      Oooooh matron! [Flares nostrils]
    • Stan
      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      Thank you for the compliment. I have to warn you that I have a weapons-grade sense of humour. My bad habits include eating mushy peas...
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      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      So it's been YOU all these years! I always knew they were watching me, but nobody would believe me. I even tried the silver foil in...
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      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      When I was eighteen I worried about what people thought of me. When I was thirty-eight I didn't care what people thought about me...
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      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      Oh the Grand Old Duke of York. He had ten million quid. He gave it to a woman he never met, for something he never did.
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      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      Filthy lucre?
    • Stan
      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      My dad, a Geordie, always used to call it the "netty". If there was a river at the bottom of the garden, the netty was sometimes built...
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      Took my dog to the park today and played frisbee with him. He was useless. I think I need flatter dog...
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      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      RM are looking to stop saturday deliveries, reducing service by 1/6 to save money. Presumably shorts are trousers reduced in material...
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      Stan replied to the thread Joke Thread 4.
      Escher's test piece when he applied for a job as a stylist with Lamborghini.
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      Here you go then - 21 reasons why English can be so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to...
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      That is not a reasonable explanation of events. Put yourself in the place of the copper holding the gun...... It is your duty to...
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