Stan

This. For those who don't know, the character is Beaker, the gormless lab tech from the Muppet show. He had more sense than to...

WW3 will start because someone didn't properly shoot an American

Why did it start: WW1: Because someone shot an Austrian. WW2: Because someone didn’t shoot an Austrian

The lost art of letter writing...

With Easter approaching, here is some dietary advice for those with weight problems: Ovoid chocolate!

Ah yes. The time when your brain writes cheques that your body can no longer cash.....

When I was little, my nan, ( from Cheshire ), used to say to me what sounded like " aaiaye oooop choook". It took me ages to work out...

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Education is important...... .... but cold beer is importanter!

The Flight Attendant... The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately...

A Mercedes driver was feeling generous one day, so he stopped to pick up a hitchhiker. They got chatting on the journey and it did not...