DrPhill
Cyber Heretic
How a bout a thread for all those non-joke comments that get put in the joke thread. Here you can
- Ask for explanations
- Criticise the jokes
- etc
- Ask for explanations
- Criticise the jokes
- etc
Joke thread commentary, criticism and explanations.....
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I'd sooner stuff bees up my nose than read that.
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Honey bees or Bumble bees? I think it's important to understand which and your reasoning behind such an experiment.I'd sooner stuff bees up my nose than read that.
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It is important to be specific. It reminds me of a lady who wanted a tattoo of a butterfly on each buttocks cheek. The tattoo artist said he was rubbish at doing butterflies and he suggested she have bees instead. Eventually she agreed to that and the guy set to work.
At home that night the lady bent over, dropped her pants and said to her husband "What do you think of that?". Her husband said "Who is BOB?".
Tch, there’s a joke thread for this sort of thing!
DrPhill
Cyber Heretic
Are we going to have rants about jokes in the explanations thread?
DrPhill
Cyber Heretic
Sure, but then you can ignore the thread and not have to read the comments in ther joke thread. At least that is what I am hoping.....I'd sooner stuff bees up my nose than read that.
You can't beat them you know
Good idea @DrPhill. After all if one of your mates cracks a joke down the pub, you. don't just all laugh and then stare vacantly at your pints ,until the next one comes along - You interact with your colleagues. adding comments or even calling them out if you think it's in bad taste.
Which reminds me of story recounted by a friend . He was down the pub with a work colleague who told the following joke - " How do you circumcise a whale?" to which was added the punch-line " You send down five, skin divers !". When my friend said "That doesn't work" his colleague said " No, I didn't really get it either"
Which reminds me of story recounted by a friend . He was down the pub with a work colleague who told the following joke - " How do you circumcise a whale?" to which was added the punch-line " You send down five, skin divers !". When my friend said "That doesn't work" his colleague said " No, I didn't really get it either"
Colleague's name was Stu' perchance.
Funnily enough the episode of Black Mirror ( Hatred Nation ? ) where the bees fly up someones nose is on French TV ( FR2 ) as I'm typing .all 6 episodes in one evening..Eng and Fre soundtracks.Recording all of them.
Spent the day with SWMBO at emergency hospital , blues and twos ..got "the phone call" as they were rushing her there, ( she had a cycle accident this morning, on day one of her holidays ) ..grazes, bruises, and a broken sternum.
She's back home now here, facing 3 weeks at least of inaction, painful breathing / existing and heavy painkillers. lucky.
Cornish tradition..like Morris dancing ?
Funnily enough the episode of Black Mirror ( Hatred Nation ? ) where the bees fly up someones nose is on French TV ( FR2 ) as I'm typing .all 6 episodes in one evening..Eng and Fre soundtracks.Recording all of them.
Spent the day with SWMBO at emergency hospital , blues and twos ..got "the phone call" as they were rushing her there, ( she had a cycle accident this morning, on day one of her holidays ) ..grazes, bruises, and a broken sternum.
She's back home now here, facing 3 weeks at least of inaction, painful breathing / existing and heavy painkillers. lucky.
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Kittyhawk
Established Member
Happened to my No.2 son. He was out on his bike doing his paper round when a bee took a shine to his nostril. I assume it hurt because that was 30 years ago and he still remembers it.I'd sooner stuff bees up my nose than read that.
stuart little
Established Member
Nah, they don't make Morrises any more!
stuart little
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I didn't know Le Tour Femenine had started!!
Get well soon!
stuart little
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OK, guys, y'all will be pleased to know that I've given that pillock 'Dunno', his marching orders & not to come back any time soon! 
Will quite miss 'Dunno' You often asked the question, others would not.OK, guys, y'all will be pleased to know that I've given that pillock 'Dunno', his marching orders & not to come back any time soon!
Perhaps you could substitute 'Que?' instead. Except you will need an acute accent on the 'e' which I am unable to make work on my keyboard
copy thisWill quite miss 'Dunno' You often asked the question, others would not.
Perhaps you could substitute 'Que?' instead. Except you will need an acute accent on the 'e' which I am unable to make work on my keyboard
¿Qué?
save somewhere in a .txt file
when required..open file, copy text and paste into post.
J-G
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AES
Established Member
Then it has to go: "Si! What??"
(If needed: "It seems the owner is called C.K. Watt". "No. I am the owner madam")
(If needed: "It seems the owner is called C.K. Watt". "No. I am the owner madam")
