Joke Thread II

[JBaz]

Can we please have a thread called "Joke Thread Car Park" so that those who feel the need can discuss their grievances outside, without smashing up the furniture.

Mod edit: You get to start the new Joke thread.

 

[Phill05]

+1 to that

 

[Cozzer]

Sits back, grabs popcorn and waits for some rib-ticklers from JBaz and Phill05.








Oh.

 

[Myfordman]

I say, I say, I say. My dog has got no nose.
No nose, how does he smell?


Terrible!

 

[kinverkid]

I say, I say, I say. My dog has got no nose.
No nose, how does he smell?


Terrible!

It can't. It's got no nose.

Tim Brooke Taylor (I think)

 

[SamG340]

 

[SamG340]

 

[gwaithcoed]

A Dennis Taylor joke.
An English man ,aScotsman, a Welsh man and an Irish man were talking about their children.
The English and said I named my son George as he was born on St. George's day

 

[gwaithcoed]

Sorry pressed the wrong button but to carry on
The Scotsman said I named my son Patrick as he was born on St. Patrick's day and the Welsh an named hi son David as he was born on St.DVids day
What a coincident said the Irishman the same thing happened to my son Pancake

 

[Stan]

Superman and Chuck Norris had a fight as a bet. The loser had to wear his pants outside his trousers.

 

[Sandyn]

I love this one, especially with that lovely Irish accent.

Probably have to turn the sound on

 

[Thingybob]

Weh hey jokes

 

[SamG340]

I love this one, especially with that lovely Irish accent.

Probably have to turn the sound on

Hahaha !

 

[Linus]

 

[dzj]

 

[SamG340]

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

This is novel: a joke thread with actual jokes. The joke thread is dead: long live the joke thread.

 

[swisstony]

 

[Craywater]

Sorry pressed the wrong button but to carry on
The Scotsman said I named my son Patrick as he was born on St. Patrick's day and the Welsh an named hi son David as he was born on St.DVids day
What a coincident said the Irishman the same thing happened to my son Pancake

Crempog am enw?

 

[Stan]

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.