Cozzer

Yes, I knew it really....just thought someone might've had a bright and lazy idea! Got a spare roll of superFoil in the attic...might...

I say! Steady on, ol' bean!

o_O Gasp! o_O No, Stuart, no! Tell us it isn't so!

Crikey! It's been a while since hearing that one! That is an old 'un! The first time I heard it was when I was a butler at Balmoral, and...

There is a new birth control pill just for men. It is a large pill and you stick it inside your shoe. It makes you limp :)

I feared as much.... I might have to try the clay plant pot x 2 with tea light candle trick! Edit : Before folk point out the...

6' square, shiplap shed, with 18mm ply on floor and interior walls. 12v lighting, courtesy of solar panel, a charge controller, and a...

I have no need of blow up dolls, especially after employing Ping Nying as a housemaid/companion. Perhaps I should employ another? Maybe...

Blow up doll? Thai bride?

@Cozzer ...cabbie Fred Housego.. Took me a minute...

Been there, done that……..

Everybody seems to remember cabbie Fred Housego winning TV's Mastermind quiz all those years ago. Apparently all the contestants were...

Ah yes the old "what, that old thing". Get away with it mainly because the local Evri lady, who delivers all the missus stuff, is here...

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