Recent content by Cozzer

As regards all the skip/theft/trespass business, I'm sure I read somewhere that any contents became the property of the company that supplied the skip! The original owner had "relinquished ownership" as soon the object was chucked in, and therefore no longer had the right to say you were OK to...

"Morning, boss....won't be in to work today...think I've got a touch of the alice...." "Alice? What's that, then?" "Not sure, boss...but Christopher Robin went down with it..."

Hmmmm..... Ye Gods. "Divided by a common language". Yo.

Araldite them all together into the most ugly shape, stick a bulb on it and call it an upcycled lamp.... There'll be someone, somewhere....

It's time for your morning nap, Stu... :sleep:

Your comments re wobbling back and forth dodging wing mirrors...seen that many times! I thought riding balanced at walking pace was an essential skill for getting through the biker's test, but chatting to a learner rider a few months ago it seems as though it's not regarded as (too) important...

Bloody women... Some are never happy, are they?! My wife's birthday recently, and I splashed out on a new bag and belt for her. Ungrateful? Not many! Done nothing but moan about them since! Well, at least the vacuum cleaner's working again....

Popstars being hellraisers seem to have disappeared nowadays. Not like the 60's and 70's. No Rollers in the pool, no TV through the windows, no wrecked hotel rooms. Mind you, they weren't all like that. Cliff, for example. Kept his head down, and just enjoyed quietly slipping into the shadows...

I'll have a word with the script writing team on your behalf, then. Sorry to have disturbed your Daily Star reading time.

"Lord and Lady Fitzhugh-Fitzhugh...." "The Duke and Duchess of Intarsia..." As the notables entered the dining hall, the uniformed lackey on the door dutifully announced their arrival to the sumptuous dining hall. "The President of the United States of America..." Yes, the great and good of...

Rustins Plastic Coating. Mind you, if you don't have your doors and windows wide open, the dog scratching the woodwork might be the last thing they ever worry about...

Track your parcel! Track your package! Inserted the reference number.... "An update will only be provided when we attempt to deliver your item" Well, that's bloody handy then! So when it's sitting on my doormat, I'll be able to track it!

Yes. But they were emphasising that you don't have to "wait up" to do it!

Not to mention all the hot air generated by folk being aggrieved/insulted/"dissed" by the least little things these days. Take this Jeffrey Donaldson affair in NI, for example. His DUP colleagues are said to be up in arms because they thought he'd been charged for being a Papist....

...and somebody on a radio phone-in show yesterday felt the need to remind listeners that they didn't have to stay awake until 2 a.m. to alter their clocks and watches. The mind boggles.