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"Ambulance Service.... is the patient breathing?"
"It's Molly Malone from Dublin here...It's my husband! I've accidently shot and killed him!"
"Calm down, Molly - and please don't worry. I'm here to help you. Listen to me very carefully, and do exactly as I say, OK?"
"OK"
"OK, Molly... first of all, we have to make sure that your husband is actually dead. Can you do that for me, Molly?"
"Yes, OK...."
*Click. BANG*
"OK, I've done that..... What now?"
 
I need to re-home a dog as soon as possible.
It's a small brown and white terrier - a little aggressive sometimes - and tends to bark a lot, day and all night.

If you're interested, please let me know, and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you......
 
So you don't know where Antenna is, SamG340?
From memory, it's just south of Chlamadia and west of Anorexia...
 
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