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Bumped into a gardener pal of mine this morning.
"Spring's here at last", I said, "what you up to, garden-wise?"
"I'm chitting my spuds," he replied.
To be fair, I did think he looked a bit strained....
 
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Bad Jobs.

Elephant poo collecter
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Packed office
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Inspector
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Office
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Target holder
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Bad teeth
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Thanks everyone for your concern!!!

First off, I'm OK, I was a bit shaken up at the time though.

For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at Asda petrol station this morning.
After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police.

They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof!
My money is all gone however.

The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them,
“Yes, it was pump number 2.”
 
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