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A good sh*t is better than a bad shag
Dudley student rag magazine, circa 1977 always stuck in my mind for some reason.
 
“Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity, and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind.”
― Leonardo DaVinci
 
My Granny often said....... The Goblins will get you if you don't watch out.....Never did find out what poem that came from. Another of her poems was....Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a pole, twitter twitter went his tail, poop went his hole. And another, from a lady of diminished stature who worked for me, I suffer from Duck's disease, don't ask me to dust high shelves. She also used to come out with......What will you have said the waiter, idly picking his nose, I'll have two hard boiled eggs yer old burger, you can't stick your fingers in those.
As Mum used to say, must go, I've got a bone in my leg.
 

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