Thinking about the Rejoinders thread I thought this could be entertaining. Please try to keep the quotes genuine, it's not usually difficult to check them out.
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- Thread starter Phil Pascoe
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No one ever suddenly became depraved. Juvenal
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Eleanor Roosevelt
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Eleanor Roosevelt
SammyQ
Established Member
"If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first."
Samuel Langhorne Clements
Thanks to a poster of note on here in bygone years (I won't embarass him by naming) this evolved - via modern abreviative text - to "JFDI".
Samuel Langhorne Clements
Thanks to a poster of note on here in bygone years (I won't embarass him by naming) this evolved - via modern abreviative text - to "JFDI".
" I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it smells."
Richard Pryor.
Richard Pryor.
Yojevol
Clocking on
Spike Milligan's epitaph - 'I told you I was ill'
eribaMotters
Established Member
A modern one, from Kaleb Cooper on Jeremy Clarkson's farm
"Dreams don't work unless you do"
Colin
"Dreams don't work unless you do"
Colin
Myfordman
AKA 9Fingers
No that was John Calvin Maxwell !
DrPhill
Cyber Heretic
“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”
(I like carving wood......)Jameshow
Established Member
Life is one crisis to another...!
Richard Nixon I believe!
Life isn't meant to be easy. It's hard to take being on the top - or on the bottom. I guess I'm something of a fatalist. You have to have a sense of history, I think, to survive some of these things... Life is one crisis after another.
Richard Nixon I believe!
Life isn't meant to be easy. It's hard to take being on the top - or on the bottom. I guess I'm something of a fatalist. You have to have a sense of history, I think, to survive some of these things... Life is one crisis after another.
Ttrees
Iroko loco!
“The lesson I've learned the most often in life is that you're always going to know more in the future than you know now.”
Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift.
"Never ever bloody anything ever."
Rik Mayall in 'Mr Jolly Lives Next Door'
Rik Mayall in 'Mr Jolly Lives Next Door'
J-G
Established Member
But not allowed on his headstone in English - Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite
From the US civil war.
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance”
Gen. John Sedgewick just seconds before being shot.
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance”
Gen. John Sedgewick just seconds before being shot.
Stuart Moffat
Established Member
By my French and German teacher 50 years ago, in a high pitched screaming voice… “Boy……. you’ll never pass anything…… but water!”
Flynnwood
Established Member
“When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a Religion.
You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No one is fanatically shouting that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know it's going to rise tomorrow. When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.”
Robert Pirsig.
You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No one is fanatically shouting that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know it's going to rise tomorrow. When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.”
Robert Pirsig.
AJB Temple
Finely figured
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar (or course).
Oscar (or course).
