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Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = you get skinny
You get skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die…
 
Blimey James. Never heard/seen that before. Stirring stuff there. Some very good male voices too.

BUT, IMO it would have been ever "better" if it could have ended with a single Cornish lass whispering "'ullo there my luvver".

:)
A bit pedantic but you don't need to cross the River Severn to get from Cornwall to London.
 
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