Joke Thread III

[stuart little]

Here's my contribution to sexual equality.

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What's a "mith" anyway ('cause apparently some women have them).

Cheers, Vann.

That's a relief!

 

[stuart little]

you're Mafeking that up

I suffer with Mafeking foot - it's nearly always aching!

 

[stuart little]

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OH! for crying out loud!!!! HA HA HAAAAA

 

[Amateur]

 

[dzj]

 

[Amateur]

 

[MikeK]

 

[Jameshow]

Good job the BBC aren't woodworkers!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64848688
20cm =4"

 

[Amateur]

Good job the BBC aren't woodworkers!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64848688
20cm =4"

Go on give me a clue????

 

[stuart little]

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I wonder what a 'Pooh stick' is for?

 

[stuart little]

Good job the BBC aren't woodworkers!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64848688
20cm =4"

EH? My rule shows 20cm = 8"!

 

[stuart little]

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Can someone tell me what this is all about - man / them ?

 

[bushwhaker]

Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = you get skinny
You get skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die…

 

[Cozzer]

It's not Al as in "Capone", Stuart... It's AI as in "intelligence".
The artificial kind.

 

[Qwercus]

Blimey James. Never heard/seen that before. Stirring stuff there. Some very good male voices too.

BUT, IMO it would have been ever "better" if it could have ended with a single Cornish lass whispering "'ullo there my luvver".

A bit pedantic but you don't need to cross the River Severn to get from Cornwall to London.

 

[Cozzer]

Can someone tell me what this is all about - man / them ?

I can't, Stu.
I'm sorry, them.

 

[MikeK]

Can someone tell me what this is all about - man / them ?

I can't, Stu.
I'm sorry, them.

Google the singer Sam Smith.

 

[mwinfrance]

re the Beeb, Surely the correct "yellow snow" , warning is "don't eat it" .

 

[Thingybob]

EH? My rule shows 20cm = 8"!

You beat me to it. Says that in the report

 

[Thingybob]

Can someone tell me what this is all about - man / them ?

It wasn't featured in last months Cave Dwellers Gazette give him a break