Joke Thread III

[dzj]

 

[flying haggis]

Ah, buts its only kinky the first time..........

 

[dzj]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Sachakins]

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And also as a tyre iron for bicycle punctures...

 

[TRITON]

 

[Kittyhawk]

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At our place it's a putty knife..

 

[okeydokey]

I have a multi purpose one, my main use to applying butter and jam adhesive between slices of bread

 

[treeturner123]

I have a multi purpose one, my main use to applying butter and jam adhesive between slices of bread

Paint Tin opener, paint and Golden Syrup (Last Night)
For getting things out from small cracks
Inserting over slightly open draws to push the object that's fouling the opening!

I'm sure there are more but there were my uses in the last 2 weeks!

Phil

 

[flying haggis]

I have a multi purpose one, my main use to applying butter and jam adhesive between slices of bread

What!! Haven't you got on old chisel you could use for that.....

 

[Phill05]

What!! Haven't you got on old chisel you could use for that.....

But!! what angle should it be sharpened at.

Opp's I feel a sharpening discussion is on it's way.
Closed the door on the way out.

 

[Thingybob]

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SWMBO Was born there too

 

[flying haggis]

But!! what angle should it be sharpened at.

Opp's I feel a sharpening discussion is on it's way.
Closed the door on the way out.

But it only needs sharpening if A: the butter is very hard or
B: you are going to cut the bread

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[dzj]

Location, location, eh.

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

............
I'm sure there are more but there were my uses in the last 2 weeks!

Phil

You can remember that far back? Wow! I'm lucky if I can recall what I did two hours ago.

 

[dzj]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]