Joke Thread II

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Can't wait for Halloween.
Some of these little kids come up with crackers.
One little lad dressed as a vampire last year.
When he shouted trick or treat on opening the door, my mrs said joke please.
To which he replied
"How can you tell when a vampire is ill?
"He cant stop coffin."

I'd better change my costume or my wife will realise its me this year.
Roll on Halloween.
 
And you can have a chair in the same style for only £4500..............


(and why does his website have no way of turning off cookies other than seemingly allowing then then possibly changing it, but it's too ate then!)
 
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ORRRR perhaps the "English Chapeau" as it's commonly known by French males?
That was MANY decades ago, in the days when "baiser" still meant "kiss" and not "f*ck" - and it was "English bonnet", not "chapeau".

Nowadays, the closet equivalent is "redingote d'Angleterre" - English frock coat.....:cool:
 
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