Joke Thread II

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A bloke gets lost in the desert. He’s really thirsty and sees a Arab with a camel in the distance.

He makes a bee line towards the man and says “Water, water”

The Arab says “want to buy a tie?”

“No I just need water” says the man.

The Arab and camel wander off into the distance never to be seen again.

Over the next three days this happens 3 more times then suddenly the man sees an oasis in the distance. There’s palm trees and a building with large windows.

Close to death he crawls forward thinking this must be a mirage.

On finally arriving he peers through the window to see fountains, pools and water slides. He makes his way to the entrance where there’s a doorman standing there.

WATER, WATER says the man desperately.

The guy on the door says

“Sorry Sir, your not allowed in without a tie”
 
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