Joke Thread II

[user 38384]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[John Brown]

Anyone remember "dial a disc"?

 

[stuart little]

Anyone remember "dial a disc"?

Nope!

 

[gwaithcoed]

Question. How many footballers are entered in the diving event in the Commonweaith Games ??

 

[dzj]

 

[flying haggis]

Anyone remember "dial a disc"?

160 if i remember correctly

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[stuart little]

Question. How many footballers are entered in the diving event in the Commonweaith Games ??

0

 

[Ozi]

Anyone remember "dial a disc"?

Yarp

 

[selectortone]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Morag Jones]

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Ha ha but surely Chloe Kelly is a bit in the old side?

 

[user 38384]

 

[6pac]

A bloke gets lost in the desert. He’s really thirsty and sees a Arab with a camel in the distance.

He makes a bee line towards the man and says “Water, water”

The Arab says “want to buy a tie?”

“No I just need water” says the man.

The Arab and camel wander off into the distance never to be seen again.

Over the next three days this happens 3 more times then suddenly the man sees an oasis in the distance. There’s palm trees and a building with large windows.

Close to death he crawls forward thinking this must be a mirage.

On finally arriving he peers through the window to see fountains, pools and water slides. He makes his way to the entrance where there’s a doorman standing there.

WATER, WATER says the man desperately.

The guy on the door says

“Sorry Sir, your not allowed in without a tie”

 

[Doug B]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]