Joke Thread II

[niemeyjt]

Neigh lad

Wasn't that the beefburgers?

 

[Tris]

Probably, but why let the truth get in the way of the joke

 

[user 38384]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[JimJay]

OK heres another earworm (i know you will hate me after this....)

It's amazing what people will do for money.....

 

[Doug B]

 

[JimJay]

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He can't remember or can't sweat or something like that......

 

[Tom K]

Yeah but, what about fish? I hate fish! More importantly did Stuart partake ?

 

[Amateur]

See! I was right. A product devoid of any taste.

Nothing better at our age to start the day with a bowl of Senokot and warm milk.....

 

[Amateur]

 

[Amateur]

At first glance I thought it was
"Strappa cocktome"
From the latin translation of The Silver Birch.
But I stand to be corrected.

 

[Amateur]

 

[CityKid]

That is funny!

 

[gwaithcoed]

Definitely hardwood

 

[Doug B]

 

[Trainee neophyte]

 

[user 38384]

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[IZZY]

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But can you sing the song including the woodpeckers call?

 

[user 38384]

But can you sing the song including the woodpeckers call?

No, but now it‘s an earworm…..