Joke Thread II

[Alex H]

 

[Amateur]

I dont know if you are serious Stuart or your having a laugh but there are many songs out there that can have words missinterpretated when listening to them and "freak out " sounds like " free grout" have a watch of Peter Kay in Mum wants a bungalow tour .

Ive been singing a Queen song all wrong for year.
I thought, it went

She keeps moaning and groaning in a little cabinet........

 

[Tom K]

And then realised it was OSB?

 

[Amateur]

 

[IZZY]

Ive been singing a Queen song all wrong for year.
I thought, it went

She keeps moaning and groaning in a little cabinet........

For years I could never understand how "hands" could be " judicious ".

 

[Amateur]

For years I could never understand how "hands" could be " judicious ".

Average age must be 85 on here today.
Notice how the kids go quiet.

 

[stuart little]

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Answer = no difference!

 

[stuart little]

Average age must be 85 on here today.
Notice how the kids go quiet.

Anyone remember what the ad. was for that went:- "....tasty - tasty, very very tasty" ?? Been bugging me for donkey's ears, but only when I remember!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Think of all the tasteless things you remember - it might jog your memory.

 

[selectortone]

Anyone remember what the ad. was for that went:- "....tasty - tasty, very very tasty" ?? Been bugging me for donkey's ears, but only when I remember!

Kelloggs Bran Flakes.

Warning: Earworm alert!

 

[stuart little]

Kelloggs Bran Flakes.

Warning: Earworm alert!

Thanks, at last mystery solved! I must admit it was a past aquaintance that started it, & we couldn't find anyone who knew.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

See! I was right. A product devoid of any taste.

 

[selectortone]

Thanks, at last mystery solved! I must admit it was a past aquaintance that started it, & we couldn't find anyone who knew.

Google is your friend.

 

[stuart little]

See! I was right. A product devoid of any taste.

I'll have to take your word for it, Phil, as it's something I've never ever tried. I remember feedin bran to pet 'wabbits' in my youth. Talking of pets, a neighbour's cat pays me visits & yesterday decided she wanted to try a plain Tortilla chip, & she liked it, so I guess one could call her a veggy cat!

 

[stuart little]

Google is your friend.

Yep! Surprisingly enough I never thought - DUHHHH!

 

[AES]

See! I was right. A product devoid of any taste.

Nahhhh Phil. If you enjoy eating cardboard then I'm sure that Bran Flakes are indeed "tasty"!

 

[GuitardoctorW7]

Anyone remember what the ad. was for that went:- "....tasty - tasty, very very tasty" ?? Been bugging me for donkey's ears, but only when I remember!

Findus crispy pancakes?

 

[Tris]

Findus crispy pancakes?

Neigh lad

 

[flying haggis]

OK heres another earworm (i know you will hate me after this....)

 

[Tris]

Noooooo! How could you