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When I were a lad, I would get up at 1am, walk 100 miles to the local docks with my £20 and buy a tanker full of oil, drag it 100 miles back to the farm and spend the afternoon heating it in an old hot water tank, but I got 8 million gallons for my £20!
Was Noah just about loaded by any chance?!!
 
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When an apprentice in the 60's petrol was 4/11d a gallon but on £4.00 a week and in digs I could only afford 1/2 gallon a week for my M/cycle. it's always seemed expensive.
My schoolboy math tells me it's cheaper now.
 
When I were a lad, I would get up at 1am, walk 100 miles to the local docks with my £20 and buy a tanker full of oil, drag it 100 miles back to the farm and spend the afternoon heating it in an old hot water tank, but I got 8 million gallons for my £20!
Is this the original cut of the Proclaimers hit Sandy lol
 
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