Joke Thread III

[stuart little]

It was coffee* the , but close enough we Irish are somewhat famous for our coffee.
*I've never been one for the "cup o' scald' ( black tea that you could trot a mouse on ) , but a good green tea in the afternoon is grand.

Aah, but what was in the coffee?!!

 

[mwinfrance]

A splash of Bushmills.

 

[woodhutt]

A refuse collector (known as a 'Garbo' in this part of the world) notices that a recently occupied house hasn't put a bin out since they moved in.
Being of a kindly disposition he thinks he'd better check and knocks on the door. It takes a while, but eventually the door is opened by a Chinese man looking dishevelled and clutching his trousers to prevent them falling.
'G'day mate.' says the Garbo. 'Where's ya bin?'
'I bin on toiret,' says the Chinaman giving him a puzzled look.
The Garbo grins, 'Nah, mate. I mean where's ya dust bin?'
'I torr you,' says the man. 'I dust bin on toiret.'
The Garbo laughs. 'Nah, nah. I mean where's ya Wheelie bin.'
The Chinaman looks around to make sure he's not overheard and gives the Garbo a sheepish grin. 'Ok. I wheelie bin in bed with wife's sister.'

 

[dzj]

 

[quintain]

Just done that with good reviews !!!!!

 

[woodhutt]

Just done that with good reviews !!!!!

What did they sing?

 

[fezman]

Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire

 

[woodhutt]

Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire

With The Who 'I Can See For Miles' as an encore maybe?

 

[Linus]

With The Who 'I Can See For Miles' as an encore maybe?

I've been everywhere man. Johnny Cash?

 

[Inspector]

Pink Floyd, Dark Side Of The Moon.

Pete

 

[dizjasta]

Enya, Orinoco Flow.

 

[dizjasta]

Beatles, Long and Winding Road and We Can Work It Out.

 

[Linus]

Beatles, Long and Winding Road and We Can Work It Out.

With a pencil?

 

[IZZY]

With a pencil?

Mathematicians trick.

 

[dizjasta]

Van Morrison, Brown Eyed Girl. Culture Club, Did Your Want to Hurt Me. The Stones, This Could Be The Last Time.

 

[Sachakins]

The Who...
I can see four piles and piles...

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

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