Joke Thread III

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

 

[stuart little]

The Titanic's swimming pool is still full apparently!

Uuh! I don't think the Titanic had a pool?

 

[sploo]

Uuh! I don't think the Titanic had a pool?

It does now

 

[flying haggis]

It does now

Beware the deep end though.....

 

[dizjasta]

 

[Doug B]

 

[llangatwgnedd]

 

[Ttrees]

Put on the sound

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Why?

 

[MikeJhn]

I did my bit for the environment today, I unplugged six electric cars that where not being used.

My farther used to say about one of my friends "if he had an original thought it would be lonely".

 

[sploo]

Put on the sound

 

[MikeJhn]

I'm sure I had the decimal point in the right place when I ordered the 7.5mm bit.

 

[Amateur]

Uuh! I don't think the Titanic had a pool?

It did.
I played on it many times.

 

[Amateur]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[dzj]

 

[Amateur]

Just taken up bird watching.
Had a couple of wrens on the feeder today.

 

[Amateur]

Disgraceful paying spaghetti harvesters below the national wage in italy.
But only if you know what date the photograph was taken?

 

[woodhutt]

Disgraceful paying spaghetti harvesters below the national wage in italy.
But only if you know what date the photograph was taken?

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1957 (BBC Panorama)