Jameshow
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I'm sure my wife is the daughter of that guy in the east sometimes ....!You have more chance of understanding quantum physics, imaginary numbers and chaos theory!
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Probably because the train coming the other way has a bulb out.
Yorkieguy
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Doug B
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Anyway two of my ex pupils go for a job in the police force and turn up at Doncaster nick for the interview.The first one goes in and the Inspector asks him what was his favourite subject at school. Thinking quickly he replied " RE " ."right then" says the cop" who killed Jesus Christ ", "no idea "was the reply ."well sod off and don't come back until you do".Off he goes and bumps into his mate on the way in " how did it go","fantastic I'm on a murder case already".
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Oh, I thought a deep understanding of chaos theory was a pre-requisite to even get accepted onto the "understanding women" course.You have more chance of understanding quantum physics, imaginary numbers and chaos theory!
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Yorkieguy
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Reminds me of the old Telegraph cartoon of the banner at the old age pensioners march - What did we want and when did we want it?
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I don't remember that one.
kinverkid
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What do we want? TIME TRAVEL! When do we want it? IT'S IRRELEVANT!
OCtoolguy
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TRU DAT!You have more chance of understanding quantum physics, imaginary numbers and chaos theory!
OCtoolguy
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OCtoolguy
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Don't you mean "Michael"?
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How can you understand any woman once you've seen them try to cut through a 4 x 2 timber with a hand saw?You have more chance of understanding quantum physics, imaginary numbers and chaos theory!
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