Joke Thread II

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[SamG340]

 

[dzj]

 

[guineafowl21]

Where did you get that coconut from?!

 

[dzj]

Where did you get that coconut from?!

Someone on facebook shared it.

 

[okeydokey]

How about a larger version of the coconut idea to fix on an electric car you could have the clip clop sound instaed of a gentle brm

 

[guineafowl21]

Someone on facebook shared it.

I was hoping for: ‘The swallow flies south... yet it is not a stranger to our lands...’
And then: ‘Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?’

 

[dzj]

I was hoping for: ‘The swallow flies south... yet it is not a stranger to our lands...’
And then: ‘Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?’

Flew right pass me.
(MP & the Holy Grail, of course.)

 

[paulrbarnard]

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Is it a water loo?

 

[guineafowl21]

Flew right pass me.
(MP & the Holy Grail, of course.)

What flew right past you - African or European swallow?
(Ok, I’ll stop...)

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

Is it a water loo?

No just a bog standard one.

 

[SamG340]

Is it a water loo?

If so I couldn't resist if I wanted to...

 

[Stan]

If it flies, floats or **cks, hire it, don't buy it.

A famous rock star once said that the next time he felt like getting married, instead he would just find a woman he couldn't stand and buy her a house - much cheaper!

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Terry.H]

Being a newby I find this forum a little confusing as yesterday the opening page stated that there were 3 new posts!!!
When I opened it up it was the same as the day before and today the the opening page stated that there were 3 new
posts and then I find there were 17 new posts.
Can anyone explain???

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Thingybob]

Being a newby I find this forum a little confusing as yesterday the opening page stated that there were 3 new posts!!!
When I opened it up it was the same as the day before and today the the opening page stated that there were 3 new
posts and then I find there were 17 new posts.
Can anyone explain???

It depends how many fence panels you are instaling Welcome to the house of fun