stuart little
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Oh I see it all now, as the blind man on agalloping horse said. DIn't recognise the bloke anyhow - don't watch cooking programmes 'cos I CAN already cook!
Joke Thread II
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Gordon Ramsay or not, I don't get the joke? Apart from the fact that he is a joke-- even without a fantastic pizza!!Oh I see it all now, as the blind man on agalloping horse said. DIn't recognise the bloke anyhow - don't watch cooking programmes 'cos I CAN already cook!
AES
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Thanks for the name (Gordon Ramsey). He's even on the box here I think (dubbed into German), but I don't watch cooking programmes 'cos I do NOT cook!
stuart little
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Yeah, me too, what's calling the polis got to do with anything ???
Or as Alf would say"What's got to do with the price of fish?".
Or as Alf would say"What's got to do with the price of fish?".SamG340
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Yeah, me too, what's calling the polis got to do with anything ???
It was a joke ! Lol that's what this threads for right ??
SamG340
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Elon Musk just paid $44 billion for Twitter. What a sucker! I downloaded it from the App Store for FREE!!!
Nothing about Alf Ramsey is funny!
stuart little
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Alf Ramsey? I was referring to Alf out of that crappy Oz soap! Well he was innit 15 or so years ago when I last saw it!Nothing about Alf Ramsey is funny!
stuart little
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That's why I was trying to keep the joke going, b-u-t , I still can't see what the joke is with bloke looking at pizza & calling police?
Did you see how I was conflating two stories there!
trying to get back the joke theme.!
Hard going!
Doug B
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Joking aside we have a bottle of gin beside the milk in the fridge...memories of the Fast Show's Alcoholic Dad!
Never mind SamG340 we got it and thats all that matters Back to jokes like they used to say when sitting an exam if you dont understand the question move on to the next one ☺
Robbo3
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Alex H
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Gordon Ramsay or not, I don't get the joke? Apart from the fact that he is a joke-- even without a fantastic pizza!!
He is famous (infamous?) for saying (shouting?) that fruit should NEVER be added to Pizza.
here's a joke to make up for thread drift
Jameshow
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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
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