Joke Thread II

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Thingybob]

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Got to be worth a with eh Stuart

 

[Robbo3]

 

[TRITON]

The queen and Diana finally cross paths in heaven.
Queen : When do I get a halo like yours?
Diana: Actually, its a steering wheel!

What is the most common owl in the UK?
The Teat owl.

I needed to phone the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing

 

[Alex H]

 

[stuart little]

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[stuart little]

Got to be worth a with eh Stuart

You read my mind - I entered my reply before seeing yours!

 

[Terry - Somerset]

 

[selectortone]

You read my mind - I entered my reply before seeing yours!

It's a way to have a burger, get the bill, and claim it on expenses.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Thingybob]

It's a way to have a burger, get the bill, and claim it on expenses.

We know but on the joke thread

 

[Thingybob]

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Avoidance or evasion you choose

 

[dzj]

Avoidance or evasion you choose

 

[TRITON]

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Sorry I have to call it out even though im guilty of the exact same thing.

Too many of these jokes are 2nd hand straight of the ARRSE website.
At least scroll back a few pages.

 

[Daniel2]

Sorry I have to call it out even though im guilty of the exact same thing.

Too many of these jokes are 2nd hand straight of the ARRSE website.
At least scroll back a few pages.

Meanwhile, over at the mig welding forum, a lot of the jokes
seem to come straight from here.

 

[Thingybob]

So why would you want to change the name of food to office equipment if you arnt taxed on expences

 

[dzj]

So why would you want to change the name of food to office equipment if you arnt taxed on expences