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Kind of a Scottish joke, a bit of sectarianism as portrayed by the Glasgow Daily Record, a paper long known for its allegiances. But all in good fun really.

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Two boys were playing football in the park when suddenly one of them is attacked by a rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence,
forces it into the dog's collar and twists it, breaking the dog's neck.
All the while, a newspaper reporter from the Daily Record who was taking a stroll through the park is watching.
He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition.
He writes "Brave Rangers fan saves friend from vicious animal!"
The boy interrupts "But I'm not a Rangers fan."
The reporter starts again " Hero Hearts fan rescues friend from horrific attack!"
Again the boy interrupts "But I'm not a Hearts fan either."
"Who do you support then" inquires the reporter.
"Celtic" comes the reply.
So the reporter starts again
"Fenian b*****d murders family pet."
 
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Given recent events I might attend. I note the advert is in the singular.
Reminds me of the old gag about the guy who had been blessed with three. He was very proud and would often say to blokes sitting next to him at the bar that he bet that between them they had five of the little rascals until one day a guy said, 'Why? Do you only have one?'
 
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