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This sick squid was floating round the voodnorth sea, when it meets a great white shark the shark says to the squid I'll give you a lift to the Mediterranean what it's nice and warm!

Okay so squid but I'm going to eat me no not tool says a shark, no not all, so of they go to the nice warm Med and when we get there a shark finds a barracuda and says here is the six quid I owe you.
Sorry to ask James but do you use predictive text or is it pre coronation drinks
 
As far as I knew, Kale was grown as animal feed.
I have a memory of when a French exchange student, in England, was served with corn on the cob, asked; "Excusez Moi, we feed this to ze chickens in France!"
That's Maze grown as feed in France, Kale is a green leaf plant used to fatten sheep in the UK or even served as food to friends if you are a sadist.
 
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