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My insurance company does not show tel number or e mail for contacting them on the internet.
Instead they have "Rodney" a question and answer robot.
It works quite well.
I put in,
"When is my insurance due?"
Rodney answered
"I'm afraid we don't supply cover in Israel"
Is this the future?
 
The judge is just about to pass sentence on the villian when the doors fly open and a man wearing wooly hat,gloves ,scarf,furcoat and a pair of mukluks and procedes to molest the females in court then runs out . The judge asks the court official what the **** was that " Nothing m' laud just a muffeled titter running around the court "
 
Judge to country bumpkin:

"Despite the fact that you are a fecund liar, I see no option but to let you go. Case dismissed."

Bumpkin:

"Thank'ee sirr. You're a fecund good judge".
 
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