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Surely not a geographic location issue? If you are 'into' music - even marginally - you would be well aware of Ellington and specifically that iconic 1931 composition which has been 'covered' many times.
Or to quote a friend of mine "People that know that sort of fing, know that sort of fing"
 
Subject: THE BATHTUB TEST!

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THE BATHTUB TEST
During a visit to my doctor I asked him:
“How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old peoples’ home?”
“Well”, he said, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bath”
“Oh, I understand,” I said, “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No”, he said, a normal person would pull out the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
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