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Just for my further "edification" Phil, just HOW did you know it's "International Star Wars Day" please?


Lighten up a bit. I don't recall anyone's being surprised when someone mentioned it on 4/5. You didn't know? Fine. It doesn't matter one iota. Don't let it spoil your day. Stop digging.
 
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Good lord. Folk are slow. May 4th is International Star Wars Day, as in “ May the Force be with you”. Think about it. If you are still lost, stop reading now and move on to the next comment.

The painting is a modified version of “American Gothic” by Grant Wood American Gothic - Grant Wood (American, 1891-1942) - Google Arts & Culture

The heads have been replaced with two major Star Wars characters, Princess Leia Organa (played by Carrie Fisher) and Governor Tarkin (played by Peter Cushing).

It’s a JOKE.
Just love descriptive jokes.
Whats Star Wars though?
 
A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalized.
When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, "Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money."
"Oh, sweetheart, please don't talk that way," his young wife exclaimed. "You've been so good to me already. If you go, I'll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please, tell me what I can do?"
"Well," the old man gasped, "you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters."
 
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