Joke Thread II

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Hoovering in the dark reminds me of:-

Some time ago, the gentleman who lived at the back of us used to cut his large lawn in the dark ie after 11.00pm, using an electric mower with a car headlight on it. It turned out he was using the old 'Night Storage' rate electricity!

Absolutely true!

Phil
 
Another classic from Simon Drew:
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Dance of the seven whales
 
Anything to keep him quiet


OK, I'll start (again!) Thingybob.

I DID understand OMD, 'onest, but what I didn't understand was the piccy joke a few posts above the OMD, which showed some "cook fella" (forget his name) with a picture of a pizza, with, I think, bits of sliced banana on top. And the cook fella was calling the police!

So what was THAT all about? Was it "just" that you don't normally put sliced banana on pizza? (But if you can have pineapple on pizza, why not banana)? But anyway, if that was really the "joke" then I must say I found it pretty weak (not that anyone should care about that)!
 
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