Joke Thread II

[user 38384]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Alex H]

 

[IZZY]

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Funny but unfortunately so so true except in my case read 60 years of hording/ saving "bits".

 

[okeydokey]

And another person with not only a large tin of those - I will need it one day - but also 2 plastic buckets over full must get another.
The trouble is its more grief emptying out a bucket full to find that thing but then the problem is getting it all back into the bucket/tin!

 

[stuart little]

I'm going to have that stupid song in my head for the rest of the day now!

 

[stuart little]

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Pre viagra, I presume!

 

[stuart little]

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Here we go again!

 

[stuart little]

Funny but unfortunately so so true except in my case read 60 years of hording/ saving "bits".

Up to retirement, 2009, I had loads of allsorts (NOT liquorice!); BSF BSW UNF UNC & BA , all got binned except for BA. These were from vending machines, but rarely rendered anything useful so eventually binned. I just keep a good selection of metric now.

 

[guineafowl21]

Here we go again!

Right then, Grandad:

Lyrics to the song (I had to look this up, but knew the song) Le Freak, by Chic:

*Ahhhh, freak out! (Le freak, c’est chic)* Accompanied by rapid, palm-muted funk-style guitar strumming.

Cf.:
*Free grout!, etc.*

Now, according to the wiki entry, this was released in 1978 (before I was born), when you were 38. Do you hear the phrase ‘living under a rock’ a lot?

 

[stuart little]

Right then, Grandad:

Lyrics to the song (I had to look this up, but knew the song) Le Freak, by Chic:

*Ahhhh, freak out! (Le freak, c’est chic)* Accompanied by rapid, palm-muted funk-style guitar strumming.

Cf.:
*Free grout!, etc.*

Now, according to the wiki entry, this was released in 1978 (before I was born), when you were 38. Do you hear the phrase ‘living under a rock’ a lot?

I wuz 33 in ,78. Can't say I remember any of the other, probably not my choice of music. Jusy googled it, now that you told me twas a song, played it on YT - NOW I remember it! Thank you! Alles ist klar! (as they say)

 

[guineafowl21]

I wuz 33 in ,78. Can't say I remember any of the other, probably not my choice of music. Jusy googled it, now that you told me twas a song, played it on YT - NOW I remember it! Thank you! Alles ist klar! (as they say)

Oops! My turn for the senior moment. 78-45=...

 

[Thingybob]

Right then, Grandad:

Lyrics to the song (I had to look this up, but knew the song) Le Freak, by Chic:

*Ahhhh, freak out! (Le freak, c’est chic)* Accompanied by rapid, palm-muted funk-style guitar strumming.

Cf.:
*Free grout!, etc.*

Now, according to the wiki entry, this was released in 1978 (before I was born), when you were 38. Do you hear the phrase ‘living under a rock’ a lot?

Funky strumming by Nial Rogers still going strong

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Unfortunately.

 

[stuart little]

Oops! My turn for the senior moment. 78-45=...

Maths - Fail!

 

[John Brown]

Maths - Fail!

78, 45, 33... Spooky huh?

 

[stuart little]

78, 45, 33... Spooky huh?

 

[dzj]

 

[Yorkieguy]

Not a joke - more a statement on which to ponder:

 

[dzj]

I don't know about Pearl Harbor, but they owe us an apology for making
us look bad with their fancy joinery.