Joke Thread II
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SamG340
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I think we should have a joke thread WITH upsetting people's feelings, especially BMW drivers
It's more fun that way
Its just not funny any more ArrrrggggMy wife and I both drive BMWs ……often wondered what the intermittent green flashing lights were for.
MorrisWoodman12
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Yes! Oh YES! A non PC joke thread. We're all far too pc and woke these days. No fun in that.I think we should have a joke thread WITH upsetting people's feelings, especially BMW drivers
It's more fun that way
With all these non funny jokes about BMWs it proves they are a very common car
SamG340
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Back in the day BMW drivers were the worst on the road but take a look around next time you're out and about...
it's Audi drivers that are the real problem now
it's Audi drivers that are the real problem now
Not you too Sam
I think Audi have overtaken BMW as the worst drivers as a lot of company car drivers moved over to them about 10 years ago. I remember talking to a BMW salesman at a party about that time and he said they had stopped promoting their cars with a boy racer image.
SamG340
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SamG340
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A LAWYER is getting out of his BMW when a semi rolls by, taking the open door clean off. A nearby cop has seen all of this, and runs over.
The lawyer immediately starts screaming and gesticulating about the value of his beamer and how much it’s going to cost him to get it fixed.
The cop loses his patience and says, “You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money!”
The lawyer is incensed and says, “How dare you call me materialistic? Do you know what I earn an hour? You have no idea what kind of pressure I’m under!”
The cop says, “Well, you’re so concerned about your beamer, you didn’t notice the truck took your arm off at the elbow.”
The lawyer looks down and screams “#@*&! My rolex!”
The lawyer immediately starts screaming and gesticulating about the value of his beamer and how much it’s going to cost him to get it fixed.
The cop loses his patience and says, “You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money!”
The lawyer is incensed and says, “How dare you call me materialistic? Do you know what I earn an hour? You have no idea what kind of pressure I’m under!”
The cop says, “Well, you’re so concerned about your beamer, you didn’t notice the truck took your arm off at the elbow.”
The lawyer looks down and screams “#@*&! My rolex!”
OCtoolguy
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That is very true. We use the shift pattern as a secret code for "millenials".To be fair, most drivers in the US don't know what clutch pedals and gear sticks are for either...
I was watching a carjacking on Youtube the other day. The car jacker couldn't drive the car as it was a manual and ran off
Why "ran" off? It seems that actually punishing crims nowadays is an affront to their human rights and self esteem - I'm surprised that the owner of the car wasn't arrested for attempted entrapment.....
stuart little
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I thought it was an offence NOT to indicate over there or is it only certain states?
stuart little
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MorrisWoodman12
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I'm not sure if you're complimenting me or not, as an S3 owning 70 something. Glad I'm down south otherwise I'd be a drug dealing boy racer.
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