Had to share this one.

[Graham Orm]

Just had a menu pushed through the door from the new Chinese restaurant up the road. I'll be ordering number 77 at the top of my voice.

 

[DiscoStu]

Awesome! Tempted to order some as well!


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[NazNomad]

I like the sound of Cahews Nuts

 

[n0legs]

Awesome! Tempted to order some as well!


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It'll be cold by the time it comes down from Manchester.

 

[Jonzjob]

Wots a cashew :? :? and is it edible?

I just had a thought, only one today! I have a set of ring spanners that would sort our all sorts of nuts and they would go with the menu as well



Now where's those Fukung spanners?

 

[Graham Orm]

We have a new Fuk kin swear word that will slip through the filter!

 

[n0legs]

We have a new Fuk kin swear word that will slip through the filter!

What's the bets it gets pineapple blocked and replaced with Fuk kin or something?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Awesome! Tempted to order some as well!


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It'll be cold by the time it comes down from Manchester.

Probably cold when it left.

 

[treeturner123]

Naz

Surely it's Who is Cahew not what are Cahews?! And Does he know that someone has his nuts? I'm also intreaged by 'Pak Far' Duck. How is that a translation of Stuffed Roast Duck??

Phil

 

[Phil Pascoe]

We had a "Hung Ming" takeaway - you can imagine what that was known as.

 

[Woodmonkey]

We've got a ming yin chinese near us

 

[beaver]

I went to my Chinese restaurant the other day, I asked a young man as he approached my table, are you wan king the waiter, he replied no I'm fu king the chef, well I came out wasn't having any of that.

 

[rafezetter]

That gave me a laugh - Graham Norton featured odd menu translations on his show a while back, and they can be googled - some are ridiculously funny:

 

[Cinimod]

I love typos like this some of the a genuine side splitters. One that sticks in my mind was from years ago.
The printer obviously had other things on his mind as according to the menu the succulent chicken breasts had orgasmic vegetables as their side order........dom

Also my dads set of old spanners carried the makers name of KingDick which still amuses me as they are usually attached to nuts of one size or another

 

[Robbo3]

Lots of these about. Don't know if the mods will allow all of these.

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Graham Orm]

Brilliant!