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[Blister]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150788264480? ... 55&afsrc=1

Well , err . OK , Humm , :shock:

He even done a video :?

 

[Jonzjob]

All that I can say to that is "what a very strange idiot?"

 

[Grahamshed]

Lovely, I'll have two at that price.

 

[paul-c]

some people are just strange #-o

 

[andersonec]

Just like the recent exhibition of 'invisible' art this is the real deal in modern art, Tracy Emin will have to follow this one with a fully made up bed.

Andy

 

[Jonzjob]

I wonder if she knows just how to make a bed? :mrgreen:

I'm willing to bet that the next meal that was zapped in that oven tasted a bit funny :shock:

 

[gus3049]

If you look at his shop, he also has a 'professionally microwaved' Kindle too. Praps he's not bonkers. Maybe they were non-working and he's turned them into 'art'. Who knows, the real idiot is the one who might consider buying one.

He also sells eyes!!!! He could give three to Blister's man with no arms and then we could say.........



............eye eye eye, he looks armless enough!! (John beat me to the joke though)

 

[Jonzjob]

"............eye eye eye, he looks armless enough!! (John beat me to the joke though)"

Situation normal then eh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[gus3049]

"............eye eye eye, he looks armless enough!! (John beat me to the joke though)"

Situation normal then eh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

That's because you know the 'old' jokes much better than me, having heard so many more of them than me. :lol:

 

[Jonzjob]

So, you have just had a VERY long sheltered life compaired with my MUCH shorter widespread version :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[gus3049]

So, you have just had a VERY long sheltered life compaired with my MUCH shorter widespread version :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Well I must admit I appear to have had longer to learn how to spell :twisted: :roll:

AND I had to tell someone off for using one of those 'orrid split infinitives today.

Just don't know what the world is coming to (to what the world is coming ) It wasn't like this in my day. I don't know, young people today. Don't know they're born. If I had my way..................... :roll: [-X ](*,)

 

[Jonzjob]

I can split infinitives that you ain't not never 'eard of mate and stop picking on my left hand smelling. You know verie wel that I never make mastikes!

I can just picture you at school with you likkle bit of slate and chalk on yer desk. I'll bet that it came as a surprise when they put ink wells in yer desk? :roll: :roll:

 

[gus3049]

I can split infinitives that you ain't not never 'eard of mate and stop picking on my left hand smelling. You know verie wel that I never make mastikes!

I can just picture you at school with you likkle bit of slate and chalk on yer desk. I'll bet that it came as a surprise when they put ink wells in yer desk? :roll: :roll:

Don't remember that sort of thing at all. I had to show the teacher how to change a toner cartridge on the laser printers.

Talking of teachers, for some reason I have gone through life with people assuming I am a teacher!!! Can't imagine why, I have never in me life guv, offered any unwelcome advice, any unwanted information or corrected obvious mistakes in spelling, grammar or knowledge. I have from time to time expressed an opinion.

Don't understand it. :?

 

[Jonzjob]

Not only that Gordon! You have given me the best laugh I've had for ages :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

"I have never in me life guv, offered any unwelcome advice, any unwanted information or corrected obvious mistakes in spelling, grammar or knowledge. I have from time to time expressed an opinion."

:shock: :-x :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol: :---) :---) :---) :---) :---) :---) :---)

 

[gus3049]

Not only that Gordon! You have given me the best laugh I've had for ages :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

"I have never in me life guv, offered any unwelcome advice, any unwanted information or corrected obvious mistakes in spelling, grammar or knowledge. I have from time to time expressed an opinion."

:shock: :-x :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol: :---) :---) :---) :---) :---) :---) :---)

Always pleased to amuse :lol: