A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade.
the biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on NO baby talk!
You need to use "Big People words,"she was always
reminding them.
She asked john what he had done over the weekend?
"i went to visit my nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.Use Big
people" words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
"I took a ride on a choo choo."
She said no, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
remember to use "big people "words."
she then asked little Alex what he had done?
"i read a book,"He replied.
that"s WONDERFUL!" the teacher said "What book did
you read?
Alex thought real hard about it,then puffed out his chest
with great pride and said;
"Winnie the s h - t "
accustomed to the first grade.
the biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on NO baby talk!
You need to use "Big People words,"she was always
reminding them.
She asked john what he had done over the weekend?
"i went to visit my nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.Use Big
people" words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
"I took a ride on a choo choo."
She said no, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
remember to use "big people "words."
she then asked little Alex what he had done?
"i read a book,"He replied.
that"s WONDERFUL!" the teacher said "What book did
you read?
Alex thought real hard about it,then puffed out his chest
with great pride and said;
"Winnie the s h - t "
