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Worth £10 of anybody's money.
(It's actually Lynn with an 'e', by the way...._


Thank you. Haven't read for a long time and don't know exactly where it is off hand (it's actually a miracle that I remembered most of the lady's name)!
 
Further to the 'Oxford comma' business, there are many examples of how confusing grammar and punctuation can be.

"Oh, for God's sake!", he ejaculated.
as opposed to
"Oh, for God's sake!". He ejaculated.

Not forgetting the old chestnut regarding helping Uncle Jack off a horse....
Current usage has the punctuation inside the quotes
“oh, for God’s sake!,” he ejaculated. Or is that Chicago style guide?
 
The lady.of the night shouted "wombat" out of the window at the fleeing "customer" who had omitted to pay her for feeding and "servicing" him.
It only makes sense if you understand that, in Australia, the word "root" denotes sexual intercourse. Let's see what the filter makes of that.
 
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