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AES

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The above 3 are just "silly", so I'm not joining in (and anyway, I'm not as clever as you lot at conjuring up bunkum Werman Gords)!

Gottverdeckel!
 

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The above 3 are just "silly", so I'm not joining in (and anyway, I'm not as clever as you lot at conjuring up bunkum Werman Gords)!

Gottverdeckel!
Joking aside, turns out there is a German word for it!
“Pechvogel”, used to describe someone who is always plagued by bad luck.
 
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Doctor Clarke always stopped at his local pub after work for a hazelnut daiquiri [a special drink the bartender created just for him].
One day, Dermot, the barman ran out of hazelnut flavour so he substituted hickory nuts instead.
Doctor Clarke took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, 'This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri. Dermot!'
'No, I'm sorry', replied Dermot, 'it's a hickory daiquiri, doc.'
 
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