Joke Thread III

[Doug B]

 

[woodhutt]

It was eleven years ago today that my mate Dave came running from the room screaming, 'It's a boy! It's a boy!'

We never went back to Thailand again.

 

[Jaco]

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

 

[stuart little]

I still remember what my dad's last words were before he kicked bucket.

 

[stuart little]

"How far do you reckon, I can kick this bucket?"

 

[Amateur]

Spotted in a cake shop in Spain recently.

 

[Doug B]

 

[woodhutt]

My pet mouse Elvis just died.

He was caught in a trap...

 

[Jameshow]

I said to the Mrs do you want a KitKat, chunky....

The wait is over 4 hours in A+E can you bring a McDonalds?!!

 

[Robbo3]

 

[dzj]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Doug B]

 

[MikeJhn]

Funnier than your previous post about pedophilia which I found offensive, IMO child abuse should not be joked about.

 

[selectortone]

 

[Doug B]

 

[AJB Temple]

Funnier than your previous post about pedophilia which I found offensive, IMO child abuse should not be joked about.

Disagree. Anything can be joked about. Otherwise it leads to censorship and the ridiculous cancel culture if the fact that an individual finds something offensive prevents it being aired.

For centuries the Catholic church censored everything that didn't fit with the religious teaching.

Nowadays we call that chancel culture.

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[Daniel2]

Disagree. Anything can be joked about. Otherwise it leads to censorship and the ridiculous cancel culture if the fact that an individual finds something offensive prevents it being aired.

For centuries the Catholic church censored everything that didn't fit with the religious teaching.

Nowadays we call that chancel culture.

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I'm afraid I can't really agree with you on that one. I understand what you're
saying in principle. But, there are also some subjects which deserve respect
and sensitivity.
Having said that, it's difficult to say where the line should be drawn.

 

[Amateur]

Funnier than your previous post about pedophilia which I found offensive, IMO child abuse should not be joked about.

Then you should have reported the post for its content and removal and not made an issue of it.