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A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?"
“Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 80,000 troops killed, countless injured, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscription to replace our losses”.
“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?
“They haven’t turned up yet”
 
There's that old saying - "All happy families are all happy in the same way and all dysfunctional families are all dysfunctional in their own (unique) way."

And his family are royally dysfunctional.
Actually the phrase is:- All happy families are alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way (Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina, 1878)
 
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