Joke Thread II

[dzj]

 

[Cantungman]

Entry qualifications? Wot like understanding some obscure 'joke'? Well that'll rule out me and @stuart little . No disrespect meant Stuart.
Martin

Like Free Grout! I especially enjoyed that one as I had to explain it to my pop music quiz master friend. He was knocked down a notch when he finally got it.

 

[stuart little]

Entry qualifications? Wot like understanding some obscure 'joke'? Well that'll rule out me and @stuart little . No disrespect meant Stuart.
Martin

None taken, Morris. In fact much appreciated, Ha-Ha!

 

[stuart little]

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Is that the original "Mucky Don's"?

 

[Doug B]

 

[IZZY]

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I just hope that is a glove hanging out if his rear pocket!

 

[user 38384]

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That must be the drive thru…..

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Jameshow]

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About right!!!

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Doug B]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[niemeyjt]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

That must be the drive thru…..

A drive by!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Jameshow]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Yorkieguy]

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.

Then, the older doctor marched down the hallway to the new doctor's room: "What in God's name is wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"

The new doctor continued to write and without looking up, asked . . "Does she still have hiccups?"

 

[Pedronicus]