Joke Thread II

[Pineapple]

Surely, it must have been a stolen car ! Even skinheads couldn't be that stupid.

 

[niall Y]

Skinheads drove scooters or was that Mods?

 

[Pineapple]

Skinheads drove scooters or was that Mods?

I'm sure that Scooters were Originally driven by the MODS.. But I'm not sure about Skinheads favourite mode of transport but I imagine most of them preferred something paid for by some-one else.

 

[Geoff_S]

Skinheads we’re a different generation to mods and rockers, weren’t they?

 

[Pineapple]

Skinheads we’re a different generation to mods& Rockers

 

[Pineapple]

Mods & Rockers = 1960's - - Skinheads were 1980's

 

[selectortone]

We had skinheads in the late 60s. Slade started off as a skinhead band. I know, I was there.

Now back to the jokes please.

 

[Suffolkboy]

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[Thingybob]

I'm sure that Scooters were Originally driven by the MODS.. But I'm not sure about Skinheads favourite mode of transport but I imagine most of them preferred something paid for by some-one else.

Burgundy doc s

 

[Linus]

Well, I tried

 

[Terry - Somerset]

Mods rode scooters, liberally adorned with rabbits' fur and rear-view mirrors. Vespa and Lambretta were icons of Italian sophistication, which Mods failed to emulate with their fur trimmed parkas.

Rockers rode proper motorbikes. BSA and Triumph - good ol' British engineering with a tendency to weep oil over everything. Leather jackets and studs ruled.

 

[JimJay]

I can only think that if this lady came to stay in my house in a Russian Winter, that I would very soon be very Tired !

That's Bulgarian, not Russian

 

[Amateur]

 

[IZZY]

There's no apostrophe in "its'", when used in that context.

We live and learn something new every day. The Apostrophe Police strike again.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[John Brown]

We live and learn something new every day. The Apostrophe Police strike again.

It distracted me from commenting on the content of the "joke".

 

[stuart little]

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Uhh?

 

[stuart little]

Breaking

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[dzj]

 

[stuart little]

Skinheads we’re a different generation to mods and rockers, weren’t they?

You're a skinhead, are you?