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Two men, one old, one young, are pushing their trolleys around Asda when they collide. The old man says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old man says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, Long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?
To which the old man says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours!
 
When I were a lad, I would get up at 1am, walk 100 miles to the local docks with my £20 and buy a tanker full of oil, drag it 100 miles back to the farm and spend the afternoon heating it in an old hot water tank, but I got 8 million gallons for my £20!
 
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