Joke Thread II
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Alex H
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If people think that gas and electric is expensive at the moment they should see the cost of chimneys.
They’re through the roof.
They’re through the roof.
Doug B
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Alex H
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cisamcgu
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Alex, I have seen a lot of these on Cycle Chat, they are very good
Jameshow
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AES
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Or give him a Kilo Cycle and let 'im return Ohm by a short circuit ¨(hat, coat .............................)
Doug B
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Alex H
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Oh dear, you've found my source
Doug B
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Jester129
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I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
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My mother's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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My son just threatened never to talk to me again. I'm 3% offended and 97% hoping he follows through.
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There's an app on my phone that makes me look fat. It's called a camera.
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Once you start talking to dogs, it's almost impossible to go back to people.
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Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs? I don't thinks so.... retired mermaids.
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I once took to the stage as Hamlet, which really annoyed the cast of Mamma Mia.
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If I'd known my grandchildren were so much fun, I would have had them first.
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All this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too.
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I watched a cricket match for three hours waiting for it to start.
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I've been trying for some time to develop a life style that doesn't require my presence.
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I'm leaving my body to science because even scientists need a good laugh now and then.
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Well hello! If I had known you were coming over, I would have left the house.
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My wife accused me of being self-important. I nearly fell off my throne.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.
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Today is one of those days where I wish I could restore myself to the factory settings.
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My mother's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Or
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Or
When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Or
My son just threatened never to talk to me again. I'm 3% offended and 97% hoping he follows through.
Or
There's an app on my phone that makes me look fat. It's called a camera.
Or
Once you start talking to dogs, it's almost impossible to go back to people.
Or
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs? I don't thinks so.... retired mermaids.
Or
I once took to the stage as Hamlet, which really annoyed the cast of Mamma Mia.
Or
If I'd known my grandchildren were so much fun, I would have had them first.
Or
All this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too.
Or
I watched a cricket match for three hours waiting for it to start.
Or
I've been trying for some time to develop a life style that doesn't require my presence.
Or
I'm leaving my body to science because even scientists need a good laugh now and then.
Or
Well hello! If I had known you were coming over, I would have left the house.
Or
My wife accused me of being self-important. I nearly fell off my throne.
Or
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Or
It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.
Or
Today is one of those days where I wish I could restore myself to the factory settings.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food ...
Reminds me of the brilliant sketch by Rory Bremner with Keith Floyd's fish flavoured wine soup.
Reminds me of the brilliant sketch by Rory Bremner with Keith Floyd's fish flavoured wine soup.
Doug B
Shy Tot
I love tasteless jokes - do you know any?
it's not a joke.I love tasteless jokes - do you know any?
Blackswanwood
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Doug B
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