Joke Thread 4

[Keith Cocker]

Or, Stuart, even Tweeksburg!!

Almost as bad as my wife being asked by an American couple, as she stood on Magdalen Bridge, where was Magdaleen Bridge?

You're standing on it, was all she could reply!

Did they ask where Wer-ces-ter College was as well How to mangle a dignified ancient language!!!

 

[dzj]

 

[HamsterJam]

I've been to Tewkesbury often! - Or as a tourist from the US once asked; "How do I get to 'Tweeksburry'?

I’ve been stopped a few times in Leicester by confused people looking for ‘Beaver Street’ (written Belvoir St).

 

[Alex H]

 

[John Brown]

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You have to wonder how any wife could look more miserable than him!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Did they ask where Wer-ces-ter College was as well How to mangle a dignified ancient language!!!

You should hear the mangling of many Cornish place names.

 

[John Brown]

My favourite curry is a Chicken Tarka - it's like Chicken Tikka but a little otter.

You should hear the mangling of many Cornish place names.

And that's just the locals!

 

[Majimoto]

Doctor's Pay Demands

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My dad was a doctor. We still can't make out his handwritten will.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I heard Vanessa Feltz mention Tint a gell twice in one morning.

 

[AES]

I heard Vanessa Feltz mention Tint a gell twice in one morning.

Wot's wrong wi' that? Don't all these "celebs" use fake suntan cream?

 

[John Brown]

I heard Vanessa Feltz mention Tint a gell twice in one morning.

What the feock!

 

[dzj]

 

[dzj]

 

[Morag Jones]

 

[Keith Cocker]

You should hear the mangling of many Cornish place names.

We had a friend who was Rector of a parish near Marazion and he was also an expert in the Cornish language. Mispronunciation of Cornish names, especially saints names, would get him fuming with mock anger!! He was a lovely man - died quite a while ago now.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Ah, Marrazzion.

 

[Cozzer]

Unfortunately, squirrels cannot read the 'squirrel-proof' label....

 

[Amateur]

I think Vanessa was married to this chap Jim.
He was Cornish.

 

[Doug B]