Joke Thread 4

[treeturner123]

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I live close to Bredon Hill (Bredon is Anglo-Saxon for Hill! Just like Avon means River) where we say 'If you can see the top of Bredon Hill, it's going to rain, if you can't see the top of the hill, it IS raining!!

Phil

 

[JimJay]

As you may be aware Viagra is now out of patient, new generic names include.
Mycockaflopin
Dicksafixin
Available from Screwfix and other good pharmacies.....
You havs missed he joke...which is out of date as scripts are computer generated these days!!

Au contraire, I'd say that it's you who have missed the point ...

 

[Just4Fun]

I live close to Bredon Hill

I am from your neck of the woods. I grew up in Tewkesbury.

 

[Thingybob]

I can't wait for Stuart's reaction

Have you not heard he's retired his emoji

 

[Thingybob]

I am from your neck of the woods. I grew up in Tewkesbury.

And.........

 

[Grandad455]

I live close to Bredon Hill (Bredon is Anglo-Saxon for Hill! Just like Avon means River) where we say 'If you can see the top of Bredon Hill, it's going to rain, if you can't see the top of the hill, it IS raining!!

Phil

Spent my first honeymoon in a cottage at the foot of Bredon Hill, lovely spot. Spent my second honeymoon in Devon. Not planning on a third one.

 

[dzj]

 

[Amateur]

The Chase

Most of the Chase quiz games Ive seen two or three times before as repeats, but I still get the question answers wrong.

To go through with £30,000 does this make me

A. STUPID
B. COLOUR BLIND
D. BRAIN DEAD.

Your time starts.
Now.

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Stan]

668


The neighbour of the beast.

 

[stuart little]

And.........

I've been to Tewkesbury often! - Or as a tourist from the US once asked; "How do I get to 'Tweeksburry'?

 

[stuart little]

I can't wait for Stuart's reaction

Oh- alright then.

 

[stuart little]

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[sploo]

668


The neighbour of the beast.

I thought that was the neighbour of the neighbour of the beast. Numbers 665 and 667 are his two closest neighbours

 

[treeturner123]

I've been to Tewkesbury often! - Or as a tourist from the US once asked; "How do I get to 'Tweeksburry'?

Or, Stuart, even Tweeksburg!!

Almost as bad as my wife being asked by an American couple, as she stood on Magdalen Bridge, where was Magdaleen Bridge?

You're standing on it, was all she could reply!

 

[Vann]

I thought that was the neighbour of the neighbour of the beast. Numbers 665 and 667 are his two closest neighbours

No, they're across the road.

Cheers, Vann.

 

[Grandad455]

I thought that was the neighbour of the neighbour of the beast. Numbers 665 and 667 are his two closest neighbours

Odd numbers the other side of the road

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Cozzer]

I once worked in a food warehouse and was involved in a terrible accident.

One day a large crate full of jars of curry sauce fell on me.

I was in a korma for several days.


(Let me add a now to save paulrbarnard bothering to do it....)

 

[niemeyjt]

My favourite curry is a Chicken Tarka - it's like Chicken Tikka but a little otter.