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Steve Maskery

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I feel my age. Usually more then my age. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Here I am, brain the size of a planet... Etc, etc, etc.

I have felt uncomfortable all day. Don't know why. Until it's time to have a bath.

I've had my underpants on back to front.

S
 

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I always try to look for the positives at times like these .......at least they were your own pants :lol:
 

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Better to go without, that way they can't be the wrong way around.

Goes for any piece of clothing.
 

Bm101

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I just came home from the pub to rip the Mrs' knickers off.

They were bloomin' killing me.
Thry ride right up me...
 

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No problem, you can turn them around and get a second day out of them.
 

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At least they werent on your head keeping your ears warm! :shock:
 

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Bath on a Tuesday night .... Everyone knows bath nights are on a Sunday.
 

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Did you discover this after a visit to a hypnotist or after having a general anesthetic?
 

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everybody knows it's pants on your head, two pencils up your nose and wibble. anything else is just life.
 

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Well Steve, making a statement like that really helps to find out WHO your proper friends are... :-"

I say this, having been a teacher in a boys' school for 37 years and in the last year, I developed a 'complete blind spot' regarding pulling up my trouser zip...Thank God I had a wonderfully observant, witty and candid lady as my lab tech.... :?
She would, for example, suddenly ask: "Is The Wind in the Willows your favourite book then?" Seconds later, 'Clang, crash' realisation would set in. #-o

Sam

P.S. Aren't you lucky it wasn't a thong?...the imagery of that scenario doesn't bear thinking about...
 

That would work

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What always worries me is how much time I spend looking for a tool that I was using a few seconds before?
 

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That would work":11ex4uyq said:
What always worries me is how much time I spend looking for a tool that I was using a few seconds before?
far to many times have I been caught ransacking the workshop looking for an Allan key I was just using, only to have it pointed out that it's between my teeth. more than once has this occurred in a shared workshop, including once by a customer who's bike I was about to work on.
 
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