I think you need to put the lid back on the glue tin when you aren't using it - the fumes seem to be affecting you badly!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:ike":2si14c9o said:My missuss-what a peach! She keeps bringing me cups of tea while I'm pla...working in the workshop, and then she keeps offering to sweep and hoover up. Even offers to sharpen my tool :shock: (good at keeping the knives sharp!) as she drapes her feline form alluringly across the bench ......aaahhhhhh (slowly things come back into focus and he returns to reality) :?
Hmm, there's a couple of ways of reading that message.....either:Taffy Turner":iw3icr9j said:If my beloved draped her feline(?) form across my bench, my next project would be a new bench (mark 2 stregthened version)!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
It was more a comment on my bench building skills!!!! :?HandyMac":2dqynvxp said:Hmm, there's a couple of ways of reading that message.....either:Taffy Turner":2dqynvxp said:If my beloved draped her feline(?) form across my bench, my next project would be a new bench (mark 2 stregthened version)!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
(a) Your beloved weighs in at 80 stone.
(b) We probably don't want to know what you two get up to, but it could be related to Leslie Ash..... (hmm, what a convenient name for a woodworkers forum!).
Any of you watch the "sex on the job" series - when they were covering builders?ike":1qm4yrp5 said:What..you mean you guys haven't... you know :shock: ...christened your workshop? Ohhhh..mmmmm...
Ike the lucky dog 8) 8)
All to serious these moderators..... :twisted:Alf":2rw6ueem said:Alright gentlemen, enough already! I know I'm in a minority of one round here, but you lot are getting too bloke-ish for mortal woman to stand. :roll: May I suggest a re-read of the forum rules might not go amiss either, as there seems to be a definite trend towards the mire in recent weeks? Tsk tsk. Let's not reach the stage where the spam is cleaner than the content, eh chaps? :roll: