Complete the phrase "I'm sweating like...."

[Argus]

Courtesy of Roy Harper,

" A Chinese wrestler's jock-strap cooked in chip-fat on a greasy day"

 

[Droogs]

a tory MP at the thought of a general election before the end of August

 

[Trainee neophyte]

Not quite completing the phrase, but weather related:





"Hotter than a snake's arris in a wagon rut"

 

[MrBear]

Like a Tory MP on a lie detector.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Like an MP on a lie detector.

Ftfy.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I'm sweating like a prince ...

 

[FalconFlyer]

....like a scouser watching CrimeWatch.....

 

[gregmcateer]

Like a newbie on a sharpening forum

 

[Gogsi]

I'm sweating like the prince of porkies...........that prince among pigs - andrew.
Which means I'm not sweating at all, That is, if you believe the drivel this son of the queen spouts forth. I honestly admire the queen and feel so sorry for her having a son who can't sweat and who can be relied upon to tell fibs of Royal proportions.
This runt of the litter is an embarrassment to his mother and the monarchy as well.
"Off with his head !" I say

 

[Jameshow]

Like a council estate mum on Father's Day .. !

 

[Sandyn]

Sweating like a fanny!! I'm sure if the hot weather continued, Irn Bru would have an advert for it.

Edit: thought I should include a link